Satire is difficult. Just ask the people who are bad at it. So we really should be grateful for the truly funny satirists out there. They have a “gift”, and we should embrace it. So, without further ado, I give you what is quite possibly the best satirical site on the interwebs today, Objective Ministries.
The image you can see to the right (click to enlarge) is taken from the “4 kidz” section, the “z” is for zealousness. For me, the best section of the site. This site is so good that it actually takes a while to figure out for sure whether it’s genuine or not.
The New Testiment (Condensed version)
Five foot nine, he’s devine
Changes water into wine.
He’s no fool keeps real cool,
Walks across the swimming pool.
Bread and fish, what a dish
Fed five thousand piece of p–s
Its a lark after dark,
Kissing Judas in the park.
Its too bad and quite sad
he had to die to see his dad
He’s not frail but went qite pale
and crossed his legs to save a nail.
In the name of Big ‘G’ the late JC and Spooky Amen